In the Guide you will NOT find listings of pretty views or fashionable restaurants. Instead you’ll find FAR MORE IMPORTANT INFORMATION, including how to…

• ...Deal with Wainwright bores

•  ...Talk like a local 

• ....Hoodwink kids into walking half a mile

• ..Avoid  flying men in underpants

• …AND MUCH MORE...

Featuring essential information and regular features including: ‘Wainwright in Therapy’, ‘Lakeland Stereotypes’, ‘Sheep ID Parade’, ‘Pub Crawl'’, ‘Melvyn Bragg’s Cultural Corner’ and ‘How to Get Battered’, this is a guide unlike any you’ve read before.

The only rule for survival in the Lakes is READ THIS BOOK.

You can thank us later.

*** Shortlisted for Lakeland Book of the Year, 2020 ***